Ribs Anyone?

Quick story..

Today. On the bus. This man comes and sits down next to this very put together business woman. They were on the other side of the isle from me. He is a little grungy. but hey, I don't judge. Anyways, He starts moving around and I watch him from the corner of my eye. I see him pull this plastic zip lock bag from his pocket. Something absolutely disgusting was in the bag, God knows what at this point. It was brown and took some kind of sticky liquid texture, it filled the bag.

I turn to watch a little more... (mind you the woman he was sitting next to looked like she was about to gag and completely lose it) The man is trying to get the bag open while feeling for something in the brown liquid. Sick. All of a sudden I notice him pull out some ribs! He was trying to eat his lunch. Mind you, no napkins, no drinks, just a bag, his fingers and some ribs. He separates the one rib from the rest and drops them in the bag as he starts to munch on the rib. Disgusting. The woman got up and left the bus (I don't think it was her stop). He continues to eat this rib.. and when hes done with it places the bone in his lap. His fingers are completely drenched in rib sauce. He attempts to open the bag again, with his teeth. As he does this sauce lands all over his lap. He pulls the ribs out, grabs onto one with his teeth, separates it and drops the rest in the bag. Continues enjoying his lunch... When I finally got off the bus he was on rib 4. My recommendation, if you are going to have left overs from the 4th enjoy them at a kitchen table.. or anywhere but the bus.