A few friends and I were out to dinner (celebrating my birthday) and our waitress may or may not have been as high as a kite.
She comes to our table, and is rocking a bit, not to the music, but to her own crazy tune in her head.' She greets us with a "heyyyyyy" and then disappears for like 25 minutes.
When she comes back she asks if we want to order... well, yeah. Thats why we asked you for menus, a half an hour ago. One of my friends asks a few questions about the menu and the waitress just stares at her (for what felt like forever) and she then goes "I love BW3 Wings..". Okay, well, we aren't at BW3! She tells her the wings are good and then some how she found out we were out for my birthday - "NO WAY! Tomorrow - OCTOBER TWENTY-FIFTH IS MY DADS BIRTHDAY". Whoa - the world might have stopped turning.
Food comes out... we eat, then order shots. She comes back with three shots, but my roommate doesn't drink so we were a bit confused. We tell her, we only ordered two shots and she said, I know, this one is for me. Is my boss looking? We ask "whose your boss"? She turns around with the shot in her hand like she is about to take it and she's responds, "shit! She's looking... hold on". She walks in the bathroom, takes the shot, walks back out to our table and slams it on the table (which I am sure her boss saw her do all of these things).
Then she brings us our bill and when I hand her my credit card she SCREAMS - "Ohhh myyyy goddd! My MIDDLE name is Katherine and your first name is KATHERINE!!". Hot Damn.
She then goes on to show how the world is a crazy place - her dad and I have the same birthday, we share the most original name in the entire world, she basically had to sit down to process this new found information.
Before we were ready to leave a new waitress came to our table and introduced herself and told us our other waitress had to go home....
Monday, October 25, 2010
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